Its over....
Dear Carbs,
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your inability to make me skinny is was iskeeping me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you just make the pounds add on, the growing love handles and the increase in BACKFAT. I might miss certain things about you like pasta and pizza but I know I will be great without you.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to love you again. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.
Have a nice life
I'm terribly sorry I had to do this through a letter. This note will be the last memory you'll ever have of me. Don't let it get you all upset inside, It was completely your fault, no doubt about it. It is because of your inability to make me skinny is was iskeeping me from being even remotely interested in continuing this relationship with you.
You'd be much better off finding a person that can deal with annoying way you just make the pounds add on, the growing love handles and the increase in BACKFAT. I might miss certain things about you like pasta and pizza but I know I will be great without you.
I'm glad this is done and we're going separate directions for good. I think you'll find someone to love you again. And hopefully we will be incredibly far away.
Have a nice life
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